Carmina Piranha
(Grouchy, avarice)
by Anton Dudley
directed by Jeff Keenan
with Lindsay Allen, Fiona Blackshaw, Beth Gilson, Camille Gurnell, Mark Osele, and Scott Sophos. .
Armande and Joyce are hosting a party for their snobby friends. Too bad they're babysitting their neighbor's stinky, unhappy pet piranha. Opera lovers take a hit in this biting satire.
Boxing Ennui
(Happy, sloth)
by Claudia Alick
directed by Kamilah Forbes
with Stefan Aleksander, Camille Gurnell, and Flordelino Lagundino.
Wanna kill yourself? We've got your number. Sex, death, self pity, and an oddly aggressive mime. What could be more of a turn on?
Allergic Erection
(Sneezy, lust)
by Chris Griffin
directed by Steven Scott Mazzola
with Stefan Aleksander, Catherine Aselford, Mark Osele, Scott Sophos, and Robert Straley.
Nobody is quite who they seem to be at the doctor's office this morning. And that makes Billy one very very very (very!) happy little boy.
Careful Now
(Bashful, envy)
by Paul Donnelly
directed by Michole Biancosino
with Lindsay Allen, Catherine Aselford, Fiona Blackshaw, Beth Gilson, Camille Gurnell, Flordelino Lagundino, and Scott Sophos.
Everyone wants love and attention. But, just how far will plain-Jane Stacie go to get it? And will her friends go along for the ride?
Morning Becomes Olestra
(Sleepy, gluttony)
by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
directed by Lofty Durham
with Stefan Aleksander, Lindsay Allen, Mark Osele, and Robert Strayley.
Listen up, Kiddies! Wanda Hogsworth has always been a resourceful woman. She could probably go if her fatass husband weren't holding her back. Well, things are about to take a terrifying turn at the Hogsworth's house.
The Most Foul Tragedy of Nico and Narcotic
(Dopey, vanity)
by Emily Rems
directed by Jennifer Ambrosino
with Fiona Blackshaw, Beth Gilson, Camille Gurnell, and Flordelino Lagundino.
Nico finds her brutal pimp, Narcotic, spellbinding. Trouble is, his voodoo-practicin' g.f., Junebug, is a'castin' spells of her own. Spells so strong that even Nico's best friend, a fettish-pleasin' Princess Di, can't unspin. Or whatever.

Doc Gets It in the End
(Doc, wrath)
by Ian Allen
directed by Brian Smith
with Catherine Aselford, Fiona Blackshaw, Beth Gilson, Camille Gurnell, Scott Sophos, and Robert Straley.
Carla's doctor appointment is threatening to make her late for her spinning class. What's a black-souled yuppie bitch to do? Pitch a fit, of course!